Red Neck Vacations

We recently visited an alligator farm in Louisiana.  It was a blast, it also made me think that people might pay to run a place like that for a day or two.  So the idea of Red Neck Vacations were formed.  You could include the following activities: gator hunting, noodleing (catching cat fish with your bare hands), swamp logging, banjo playing, fried anything eating, running an alligator farm, bass fishing, fixing beat up cars, etc.

Question:
What would you want on your Red Neck Vacation?