Tiki Fire Features for the Back Yard

So you've seen fountains and ponds in peoples back yard. Why limit yourself to water? Impress your friends, scare your neighbors dog and roast marshmallows all at the same time with a Tiki Fire Feature. See drawing below.

It would 4 to 6 feet tall and made out the same stuff they use to make the fake wood in gas fire places. You could have a switch to adjust the flow for a weenie roast or you could set the switch to go off at random intervals (talk about an exciting back yard luau).

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