What do you seek on vacation? Quite time? Distance from home? A place where calls don't go through? A unique experience? Well I've got the vacation for you...Jail!
A entrepreneurial minded individual would set up a jail like setting with cells, work out facility, cafeteria, etc. and you would pay to get a quiet 4 days of reading, working out, eating well balanced meals and getting plenty of sleep. For the really stressed individual a week in solitary confinement.
The marketing would be great. They could have slogans like "Wish you could send a loved one to jail?" or "Jail, not just for criminals anymore."
What's really crazy about this idea is that it could actually work, I really think there are enough people out there that would dig this kind of vacation that you could make money off it.
would there also be scheduled prison riots and ritualistic beatings to really get the full jail experience? Maybe you could have a craft corner where people learn how to make there very own shanks, soap on a rope and how to smuggle in drugs effectively. LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteYeah, and it can also be advertised as "Spend a week in the jail where Clint Eastwood escaped from in the movie 'Alcatraz', or see where Bernie Maddoff is spending his 150-year sentence"
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