Orc for Dinner

Props to my sister who provided the inspiration for today's post.  You've heard (or even taken part) of a medieval feast.  It seems in any touristy area of the US you can partake in mutton while two struggling college students in chain mail go after each other with broad swords.  Take the mutton, name is something mystical and then change out the chain mail for elf and orc costumes and you've got yourself a Lord of the Rings Feast.  The entertainment could recap the story of Frodo and Bilbo and Dodo as they travel through Middle Earth.  The food and dinnerware could reflect the story, in fact I bet the movie studio still has a bunch of leftover props you could eat off of.  And just to make it fun every once in a while the orcs could win and chase the dinner guests out of the stadium after dessert.